Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...