Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...