Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...