Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....