When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
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|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...