A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!