Mayonaise
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Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
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Favorite House Pet
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Mental Health Hotline!
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Seagulls
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What’s coming but never comes?
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Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
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Lying Lawyer
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Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...