Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...