Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...