Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...