Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...