Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...