How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.