Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...