Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...