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Naming your child
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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Adopt an NBA player
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What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...