Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.