A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...