Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!