Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...