Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...