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Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Mind telling me the time?
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Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...