Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...