The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...