New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.