You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!