stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...