Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...