Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...