Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...