Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...