Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...