British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.