Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...