Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....