Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...