Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...