Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...