Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...