A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...