Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...