Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...