Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...