Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...