The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...