True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...