Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...