To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
65 Bumper Stickers!
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Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...