Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...