Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...