Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...